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A 70-stone man is facing life-saving surgery. Because of his size a Chinook helicopter had to be used to haul the patient to hospital. The man is Paul Mason, 48, believed to be the world's heaviest man. In order to save his life a special drip feed that intravenously feeds him one hamburger every minute had to be developed More . . .


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Former wardrobe assistant Tricia Sampson is finally breaking the silence surrounding last month’s wardrobe mishap on X-Factor. Tricia lost her job on the popular U.K. talent show after one of the contestants walked on stage wearing a pale turquoise cocktaildress. The fatal faux pas? Judge Cheryl Cole was wearing the same outfit.  More . . .

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There are 162,042,117,562 websites on the internet. Of these 161,983,424,031 can certainly be considered strange. But there are far fewer that are truly weird and even fewer that are what-on-earth-is-that-all-about-weird. This book brings together the weirdest of these weird sites for your amusement. When visiting the sites you will meet some rich, ugly people who desperately want to marry you, you will have the opportunity to join 'The Interplanetary Society for the Hard of Thinking' and you will be shown how to send a plague of wasps to 'destroy' those websites that you hate. So, power up that old cathode-ray tube and get surfing!This book features the following information given for each entry: site name, category, weirdness factor (ranging from one to five gremlins depending on the extent of the site's weirdness), website address, and comment.

Thought of the Day : Why is it that only Bee Holders can appreciate beauty?

( Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)

Site Name allMost Haunted   Weird Bits
Category Spooky Things   If you’ve never believed in ghosts before you will definitely change your mind after visiting this bizarre site. It features genuine, scientifically proven photos including a “Retrospective haunting, where the ghost of Elvis Presley travelled into the past, to serenade Neil Armstrong as he landed on the moon.” Closer to home there are a number of photos of the nudist ghost colony who haunt Glasgow Necropolis. Also look out for the ghost of Marilyn Munro singing "Happy Birthday" for Bill Clinton.
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Site Name Net Disaster   Weird Bits   
Category Crazed fun   Pissed off with Google? Fed up with Yahoo? Destroy them! That’s right! With Net Disaster you can take a chain saw to any site - obliterating it completely. Or why not let loose a swarm of wasps or a group of dinosaurs to do the annihilation. An incredibly innovative site which will provide hours of destructive fun. Just a pity it can’t really harm those annoying sites!
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Site Name notMENSA   Weird Bits
Category Intellectual   Website of “The Interplanetary Society for the Hard of Thinking.”
Quote, “Congratulations you have somehow managed to navigate through the cluttered internet and found our site. While you’re here why not waste your time on our pointless IQ Tests - just to prove that you really do have the brains of a hedgehog.”
My test result: “IQ: 58 (Medically speaking, you’re lucky to be conscious)
Personality: You don’t seem to have one. Keep friendly with your cat – she’s the only one that likes you.”
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Site Name Fugly   Weird Bits
Category Ugly People   Most people are simply unremarkable. The few who are stunningly beautiful, two standard deviations from the norm, enjoy attention, acclaim, and recognition. Through no effort of their own, they enjoy the privileges of beauty. But they're not alone ... there are thousands born under much the same star, two standard deviations from the norm in the opposite direction. This site is an attempt to rectify that injustice, to give the ugly people their fifteen minutes of fame. Uglies, we love you – though maybe not a lot.
Site Name Strange Laws   Weird Bits
Category The Law is an Ass  

The strangest laws from around the world - including:

North Carolina
Barber: Cats and dogs are not allowed to fight.
London Hackney Carriages (taxis) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to hunt haggis between 1st April and 30th July.

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Site Name Spooky Webcams   Weird Bits
Category Ghouls   Don't believe in ghosts? No?? Take a look at the ghost webcams on this site and you will change your mind!! You will also discover what a Wheackter is!!!
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Website Ghosts  
Site Name College Humor   Weird Bits
Category Drunk Idiots   A wicked selection of jokes, pranks, pictures, lyrics, recipes and so much more. Perfect if you are a student - even better if you are not.
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Website College Humor  
Site Name Limericks   Weird Bits
Category Potty Poetry   << A Limerick by : Edward Lear >>
There was an Old Person of Chili,
Whose conduct was painful and silly,
He sate on the stairs,
Eating apples and pears,
That imprudent Old Person of Chili.
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Website Limericks  
Site Name Plough Monday   Weird Bits
Category Idiots   Plough Monday is an old celebration held on the first Monday after Epiphany, or Twelfth Night. Molly dancing on Plough Monday has been an important ritual for agricultural workers in the east of England for centuries. That is weird but wonderful. However the reason this site is featured here is that they have hundreds of pictures of recent processions - but they have destroyed them by blanking out all the faces - now that is totally WEIRD.
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Website Plough Monday  

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Comedian banned from telling killer joke.

Japanese stand up comedian has been banned from telling the world's funniest joke after 14 people die laughing. Click to read the full story - Killer Joke

Woman Turns Into a Mermaid.
Marilyn Anders has never been particularly fond of swimming, therefore she was surprised and quite horrified to wake up this past Tuesday morning and find that not only was she unable to climb out of bed, but she had no feet upon which to stand. Marilyn’s legs from the knees down had turned into some sort of flippers. Marilyn finds her self craving liquids to drink, particularly diet cola, however contrary to what might have been expected, given what we’ve read in science fiction accounts, she seems to have no desire whatsoever to immerse herself in water.
“I don’t have a particular aversion to it,” she told reporters, who, upon hearing of this particular phenomena had shown up at the Anders’ home, hoping to find out more information upon this unheard of occurrence. “It’s just that I don’t desire to be in it any more or any less than I ever did.”

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Joke of the Day

Hedgehogs . . . why don't they just share the hedges.


Joke of the Week

"Doctor Doctor I keep losing electrons."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes - I'm positive"


Joke of the Month

Ostrich Joke

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries
and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be £9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his
pocket and pulls out the exact amount for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"A hamburger, fries, and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact amount.
For a while this becomes routine until the two enter again later in
the week.
"The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this time it's a treat, so I will have a steak, baked potato,
and salad," says the man.
" Yep! Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact amount out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact money from your
pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was clearing the attic
and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
couple of million pounds or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a pint of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and replies, "My second wish was for a tall
bird with a big arse and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

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Weird Poem

A Gay's a Man for A' That

Is there for honest policy
That hings its head, an a' that?
The coward politician, we pass him by -
We dare be queer for a' that!
For a' that, an a' that!
Our ways obscure, an a' that,
Marriage is but the guinea's stamp,
The gay's the gowd for a' that.

What though on ‘homo’ fare we dine,
Wear shocking pink, an a' that?
Gie fools their thrills, and knaves their wives -
A gay's a man for a' that.
For a' that, an a' that,
Their tinsel show, an a' that,
The honest gay, tho’ e'er sae queer,
Is queen o’ men for a' that.

Then let us pray that come it may
(As come it will for a' that),
That Liberty and Charity o'er a' the earth,
Shall bear the gree an a' that.
For a' that, an a' that,
It's coming yet for a' that,
That gay to gay, the world, o'er
Shall brithers be for a' that.

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