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Old Person of Hurst

Old Lady of Chertsey

Old Man with a gong

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Old Man on a hill

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Limerick is furtive

Linda Blair with great favour confessed

Old man of the isles

Sculptor named Phideous

Young girl from Rabat

Man called Reg

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Young Cannibal Ned

Reverend Henry Ward Beecher

From Victor Hugo

Dinosaur Named Fred

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Young Puppy Called Howard

Two Fish

Brown Dog Called Spot

Old Stoker From Lee

Limerick is furtive

I Just Didn't Dare

I've nursed a goat

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Ballerina

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Changing The Flag

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Einstein's Revelation

Eruptile Dysfunction

Essential Oils

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Family Tree

Fashion Flashback

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Grandmothers Comb

In Days of Old

Irreconcilable Differences

A Very English Earthquake

An impatient young man

A Baker

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Young man of Belize

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Doodle More Than It Orcester

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Mars

Maths

Aftermath Of An Election

Miss Greedy

Missing

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Piste Off

Silence is Golden

Scotsman in Sydney

Young man of Botswana

Young lady called Murch

Sought To Unfrock

Person who lived in Genoa

Old engineer of Geneva

Adventurous maiden called Rhona

Limerick from Limerick

The Strange Haiku

No Limerick?

Carroll Carol

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My Lips And My Face

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Our Happy Hands

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Run out of Cash

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Sponge Cake

Silly Boy

Newspaper Dress

Life Is Maths

Yo Momma The 2nd

Margarita also Loves Patrick

A Place To Sleep

Metaphors

That Girl

Barren Land

A Limerick for Erin

Education

Playhouse in My Backyard

Walking Wounded

Aphrodite's Ass

How Great My Grief

How I Hate Helplines

Easter

Bananas

He Loves Margarita

No Oil

Miss Dickinson

A Simple Limerick 'College Professor'

Johnny Learn Chinese

Bedroom Eyes

God-Forgotten

There Was a Man

Tolerating Siblings

Between Us Now

Dirty

Lunar Eclipse

Chirty

Fanny

Erotic Appeal

Happy Birthday, Bill

Birds at Winter Nightfall

Appearing In Tricks

Old Men There Be

Travel

Colton

He Never Expected Much

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Soul’s Put To Rest

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Apple Cider

Rhyming Artificially

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Craig Fitzgibbon

The Rich Man

Reality

Heredity

Drank A Little Bit

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Yorkshire For Off-comed-’uns

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The Coffee Shop

Unfortunate Cases

Bursting With Poo

Gonorrhea

She'D Picked Up The Clap

Enjoyment

Hang Out With A Fag

Measure They Gave Him A Pill

Swam In The Strait

Purple Bikini

Hitler'S Right Man

Whiskey And Rye

I Would Love To Climb Higher

Grabbed By The Nose

Away From His Chevy

Pupils Got Narrow

Powder Room Section

Exotic And Frightening Blister

Billy The Kid

Drink Holy Waters

Doctor Remained

Donkey Was Crying

A Lousey Little Limerick

A Mystic's Path

Fax Here for Two Hours

Snake Stuck

Departure

Fatherhood

Thirteen Eyes

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Old From Newberry

Podiatrist Oliver Frist

A Limerick to Esther LeClerc on Her Birthday

Leaving

Eagerly Search

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Immortality

A Farmer Named Bob

She Grabs Their Small Balls

Brain Analytic

Marriage Went Bust

Activism or Activation?

Rocky

Postponement

She Shouted 'No More'

Walking Soft Like A Hick

Quite Merry

Who Was Up Here To Ski

I'm Not Jiving

Breathing Power

Putin Limerick

Song From Heine

Power Plant

Thunder Bay Limerick

Immigration

Take A Chance On Love

Two Pigs

Affirmation Over Prayer

I Said To Love

The Rainy Night

The Bridge of Lodi

Butcher Named Sam

Modeling In New York

Fat Cook

Certain Things Poured

New World Order

An UnHappy Limerick

Limerick for Christ

Andrew's Limerick

When An Image Occurred

Resident Kangaroo

A Plea To Nation'S Youth

In a Museum

Large Meal Of Brown Beans

Needed A Preacher

It'S A Tooth For A Toe

I'M Way Past My Last Summer

Don'T Need To Rehearse

No Kidneys Or Hearts

Sicker And Sicker

Transfer Of Wealth

Hear A Small Sound

Day He Was Thinking

Other Knee

Quite Dead

Were Losing Their Stuffing

Take Out Your Dream

Could Be No Hope

Curiosity Pays

Dinner

Gracious Of God

Queensland Venereal School

Feel No Pain

In A Wook

Theresa-a Limerick

Angela-a Limerick

Just Because

Plane Made A Sound

My Hair

Rookie

Amy Goodman

Really Wasn’t That Interesting

Two Pairs Of Tongs

A Poets Atonement

Natural Gas

Rug Bareskin And Snug

Liverpool

Beginners

Nothing To Tell You

To Grace The Forum

Dragon Limerick

In The Vaulted Way

In Time Of

Sixty-Nine

Noah' Limerick

Jekyll & Hyde

A Thought

Drive Home

Out For A Lark

Lovely Old Dame

A Politician’s Promise

Let Me Enjoy

Scenes And Dreams

Thin Lucy O'Finner

The Schlongpump

A Place To Sleep

Abundance

Theo

Brownbagger

Big Business

Abyss Of Death

The Irish Lad

Mr. Edward Lear Meets the Australian Poets

Hell

Wild & Crazy Dude

Time

 

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Shocking

Mischief

The Nudist Colony

Bye Bye Birdie

Eating A Shoe

The Tale of the Greedy Dog

For Sherrie

Napoleon

Fun Again

Angels & Men

Young Man Form Middlesbrough

The Paul Tubb

Ginkgo Biloba

Thomas Hardy

Arianna

Happenings

Scot

What price Virtue

Take Care of Their Need

Hannah

Leopard

Snore…Me

Whatcha Might Call A 'Limerick'

Young Girl of Lahore

Liz Hurley

Devils in Training

Saw a Fellow

My Words Be Amusing

Almighty Dollar

Rented Teeth

The Statue

Blue Pill

Jerry H.

Reveal Now My Thirst

Don't Snip

The Dangers Of Writing Poetry

Stop Raining

Barn-Cocks

Tomorrow I Dread

Debutantes

The Politician From Connecticut

The Schlongpump

All Came Home

Dim-Witted Jerk

Attacking The Man

Risqué

Tough-Talking Bird

Bouncing And Clanging

Cheeks And Chin

Whale Dance

Morning Routine

Sherrie - With Special Meaning

Haemorrhoidal Sore

Emetocathartic

Challenge

Lovelorn

My New Computer

An Old Armenian

An Old Man From The Cape

Suffer The Jitters

Shoulders

Brain Of A Smidgeon

Secrets Look

Tipsy

Racial Remark

Astronaut

Fiddler

Face Of A Bat

My Best Buddy

Little Old Fling

Drinking Bourbon

Friendship

Bold Pascha

Wisdom And Skill

I Hate the World

Caught Cold

Fullsome Effulgence

Wake Little Willy

Smell All The Flowers

Mute Opinion

It’s Silly

The Mouse & The Hippy

The Loser

Prowl Before Sleepin

The Morn Song

World Cup

Neutral Tones

Dogs

Friendship Ended

Sue

Hat Trick

Cracked Up

The Dancing Writer

Spring Break

Wife

Washington D.C.

Student Loan Woes

My Boy

The Boy From Lake Trout

The Preppy from Ninevah

There was a Young boy from the South

How awkward when playing with glue

Old Man of Thermopyle

Old Man on the Border

Old Man with a Beard

Old Person of Nice

Struck a Big Pose

 

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Limerick poem (Silhouette of a Dead man)

Taffy Kathy

School Boy Willie

Bad Gothic Poetry (making fun)

Rhymes…

The Turtle's Girdle

Forgetting Titles

Words That Move

Among the Narcissi

Hay Ride

Sylvia Plath

Mississippi Limerick

The Art Of Writing Limericks

Can Crime Pay?

For Declan

Homily

Cooling Off

Wilde Lady's Cousin

Limerick Poem

Barstool Limerick

Love A Aimerick

Batman And Robin Satire Series On Other Poets

Seven Ages

You Wouldn’t Go In a Balloon

So Round, So Scarlet

Balloon’s Fat And Round.

Behold A Pale Horse

Presbeterys Chalice

The Lazy Poor Poet

Paints No Image

So You'll No Longer See

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Stars Lean Together

Human Doings

Idiocracy

Velveeta

Tulips For You

Only The Best For You, Gina!

Friday Is Limerick Day

From All in All Tall to Not at All Small

Rising From The Depths

Contempt

Tongue Twisters I – Uncanny Reply

Tongue Twisters I - A Canner

Limerick For Raynette

Skill is Impaired

Insulted The Ear

Balloon Squeak

Earn A FAIL

Force Them At All

My Friend Lord Ravenswood Rivermist

Foreigners

A Life

Stopped in For Tea

Rehearse

By Candlelight

Not a Formal Limerick

For A Great Great-Niece

Seamus

Addicted

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Child

I Left Apart

Celtic Fans

English Landlords

Cardenden’s Finest Son

Celtic Scarf Around Our Necks

Celtic Cheers

Impeachment Is Off The Table

My poems is not Poetry

Hard Without Success

Humorous Poem

“O” Word Taboo

Happy Birthday Mahnaz!

Egg-Laying

Happy 90th - Abram!

On Reading Poems Of Mangan

The Rhyming Flu

Taken for a Hairy Ride - Tongue Twisters II

Tongue Twisters - A Tutor

No Special Occasion

Find Some Shade

Happy Birthday to me: a Limerick

Fishing: A Limerick

Contusion

Ivy Schex

On The Ice

Green Pills

Rundown Shack

The English Teacher

Rainbow Bridge

Insomniac

Penguin Limerick

Own Spleen

Global Warming

Short Limerick

Limerick Poem: Silly

Love: A Limerick

Aygill Force

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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