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BABY BEGINS SPEAKING IMMEDIATELY AFTER BIRTH. PROVES TO BE BILINGUAL

Hal and Rosa DeMacartio of Pensacola, Fla. are the proud parents of an eight pound baby boy, whom they have named Nigel Richard DeMacartio, in honor of both maternal and paternal grandfathers and have nicknamed Bugs, in honor of his first words.


Whats up Doc? the boy asked the attending pediatrician, immediately upon birth. Both the doctor and the assisting nurse ran from the delivery room, looking for a psychiatrist or a hearing specialist, fearing that they might be either losing their minds from over work or experiencing some sort of hearing problem.
I couldnt believe it, said Dr. Edward Einstein, when later interviewed. Its a good thing I hadnt picked the child up; I probably would have dropped him on his head at that point.


Nurse Phyllis York confirmed what had happened. I know my own children have driven me to the brink of insanity, she told the media. But I thought this child had sent me over the edge.

 

        Little Nigel makes a call to his financial adviser to buy some stocks and shares


We had read that babies hear sounds, that is people talking, even when they are in the womb, explained Hal DeMacartio. So we tried to include our unborn child in all of our conversations but we never considered such a thing as this happening in our wildest imaginations. Since both English and Spanish are spoken in our home, our son seems to have picked up both languages.


Si, hablar Espanol y English, confirmed young Bugs, who was immediately scolded by his father for interrupting when adults were talking.


Well how did I know it was wrong? asked young Bugs, indignantly, taking exception to the chastisement. Im not even a day old. Nobody has ever told me anything about this good manners stuff.
Bugs entertained the media with a series of jokes and a rather off color song which led his mother to give his father a rather dirty look. I guess we both know where he picked THAT up from! she told him.


I guess Im going to have to learn to watch my language, confirmed a red faced Hal DeMacartio, as he apologized to the crowd.


I knew Id been hearing sounds coming from my abdomen, said Rosa DeMacartio. But I put it down to indigestion and took some Tums.


Yeah, Mom, and those pills you took, yech, those were the pits! said Bugs making up a terrible face.
When a terrible smell which suddenly permeated the room proved to be coming from Bugs, the child apologized profusely to the crowd. Im sorry folks, he told them. But I had to go and Im not yet potty trained.
When the interview was over, Bugs called to the crowd, Th, th, thats all folks. It is expected that the boy will turn out to be a big Loony Tunes fan.
 

 

Story by our news reporter Gail McLeod - Working for Independence

 

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