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Canadian Secret Service Seeks Fast Food Recruits


Recruiters for the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) have just discovered a previously untapped national resource. The Ottawa headquartered intelligence agency is branching out from its previous policy of targeting college graduates as potential employees. Now, the CSIS is also seeking novice recruits from an unlikely demographic - fast food workers.


Robert Littlestem, head of Training and Initiation, was dining with a colleague at a local fried chicken joint when the idea struck him “These are the truly invisible Canadians. They work in a fast paced, high stress environment with little or no down time. Yet, many of these fine young men and women still manage to get a 15 item order right on the first try. Maybe they aren’t officer material, but they can certainly play a role in keeping our nation secure.”


One of these new trainees, identified by her name tag as Nancy, spoke on the record regarding her first assignment for CSIS. “This spy stuff isn’t as fun as I thought it would be. We just sit in a van all day waiting to see if the MP is going to visit his mistress. Aw, geez - I don’t think I was supposed to say that.”


So far, the CIA and MI-5 are not following suit with their hiring policies. An unnamed source from Langley had this to say “Well, the Canadians can afford to go that route. It’s not like anyone really hates them anyway.”
 

 

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