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Celebrity Thumbless Diet Makes Weight Loss Easy


Have you ever wished you had a body like Beyonce or Gwyneth Paltrow? Now, this goal may be easier to achieve than ever. Rumor has it that Hollywood starlets are using a new 60 day diet plan to slim down. Their secret - they wrap their hands in Ace athletic bandages before each meal. Then, they only eat what they can pick up with their enclosed mitts.


Items on the menu for this ďthumblessĒ cuisine include: apples, diet shakes, and soup (through a straw). Not edible: French fries, M&Ms, and Doritos. Ironically, old dieting standbys such as salad are on the list of foods you canít eat without opposable thumbs.


One aspiring actress revealed ďThis diet is the best thing ever. Iíve lost 5 pounds and half an inch from each thigh. I leave the bandages on all the time now, and Iíve gotten rid of sooo many bad habits. Did you know itís really hard to text and drive when you canít use your thumbs?Ē

 

The Thumbless Diet - a supermodel prepares for diner

The Thumbless Diet - a supermodel prepares for diner

 


Some people who have tried this diet point out that once you get one hand wrapped, it is virtually impossible to wrap the other hand without help. Personal trainer Shawna Pollit offers a solution - use socks instead. ďBut this doesnít mean youíre allowed to cheat. You canít have little mister sock puppet holding the fork in his mouth.

 

If you want to succeed with the thumbless diet you have to commit to the concept of NO THUMBS - seriously.Ē
Nutritionists point out this diet works best when paired with a daily exercise regimen.
 

 

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