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ELVIS SPOTTING IN NEW HAMPSHIRE

Residents of a small New Hampshire college town were shocked to see an elderly man who bore a remarkable resemblance to the late king of rock and roll, Elvis Presley, perusing the bookshelves of the college library. When approached, the man who gave his name as Aaron Love, denied any connection with the king.
“People been telling me that for years, ma’am,” he told the librarian, with a slight smile. “I don’t see any resemblance myself.”


“It’s him,” screamed a sixty-nine year old woman, an alum of the college, upon entering the building and spotting Mr. Love. “Elvis, I’d know you any where!” She started to maneuver her wheelchair in Mr. Love’s direction, then stopped, overcome with emotion.

 

Is this really Elvis Presley?


“The whole thing is just something caused by suspicious minds,” Mr. Love assured everyone as they gathered around him. “I’m just looking for a quiet, nice little town to move to, with a little house for me and my hound dog. I’m tired of living in the ghetto. I will admit a certain fondness for Heartbreak Hotel, but I really can’t afford to live there forever. I have spent some time working on the jailhouse rock, got myself in a bit of trouble; but now my heart’s singing an unchained melody. I really love this town; it has me all shook up.”


Mr. Love seemed unaware of the swiveling motion he made with his hips as he spoke so eloquently.
“I know who you are,” insisted the sixty-nine year old alum of the college, identified simply as Bunny. “I’d know you anywhere. I’ve loved you tender for many years.”
“Thank you for those kind words, young lady,” said Mr. Love. “But I still think you have me mixed up with someone else.”
“No,” insisted Bunny. “You’re always on my mind.”


Mr. Love leaned down and whispered in her ear.
“Let’s make it our secret little sister,” he said. “I look at this town like the promised land.”
“Don’t cry Daddy,” said Bunny. “The wonder of you has me speechless. But you are going to have to pay. I want to know the whole story, where you’ve been all these years. On this, I’m going to have things my way.”
“Little sister, you’re singing the mean woman blues,” Mr. Love told her.
“It’s just that I have a burning love for you,” Bunny replied. “I can’t get over the wonder of you.
Do things my way and there’ll be peace in the valley.”
“If I can dream of calling this town the green, green grass of home, you’ve got yourself a deal, honey,” Mr. Love told her. “Please don’t be cruel”


“I don’t think it’s too much to ask,” Bunny said.
“I don’t think it’s the impossible dream at all.”


Bunny assured everyone that she had been mistaken in her earlier identification. “He definitely isn’t Elvis,” she told everyone. “His nose isn’t right.”


“I’m just a simple guitar man,” Mr. Love told everyone. “Not some one like Elvis who has known fame and fortune.”
“Welcome to my world,” Bunny told Mr. Love with a smile.
“You’re just too much,” he replied.

 

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