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Environmental Initiative Targets Popular Breakfast Food

No more Snap Crackle and Pop


Representatives from 13 countries signed a sweeping accord yesterday to phase out the production of puffed rice cereals by 2018. This agreement, dubbed the “Reis Protocol”, came as a shock to consumers of cold cereals. Many are stock piling boxes of their favorite brands in anticipation of a worldwide ban.


However, attendees at the summit in Germany are standing firm in their resolve to reduce dependence on mechanically altered grains. They compared the pollution caused by puffed or crisped rice products to the chlorofluorocarbons contained in Styrofoam prior to the 1987 ban on CFCs.

 

Breakfast cereal . . . filling the world with gas!

breakfast cereal

 


Yamada Sato, one of the signatories explains “The gases trapped in puffed rice cereal are released when it is consumed. There are also concerns about noise pollution. All that snapping and crackling can be really irritating.”
Puffed rice manufacturers and distributors are gravely concerned at this turn of events. Robert Passel, PR representative for a large Nebraska based cereal company had this to say “First, they come for the crisped rice. Next, it will be corn puffs. Pretty soon, all we’ll have left is oatmeal. Is that the kind of world you want your children to grow up in?”


As national governments begin to take environmental issues more seriously, you can expect to see many more changes in your way of life. We’ll keep you updated here.
 


 

 

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