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Game Show Host Resigns over Shortage of Gratuitous Violence


Benjiru Ochi, a popular daytime entertainer and game show host has announced his departure from Japan’s Adverse Adventure program today. Ratings have tanked after a full season with no serious on-air injuries. This is unprecedented on a show in which contestants routinely beat each other with garden hoses and attempt to swim across a river filled with giant squid.


The program’s producers explain why they are eager to replace Ochi “Our viewers expect to see at least a little gore - it is what makes the show interesting. Our liability insurance is sky high anyway. That’s the cost of doing business. But if we are paying these exorbitant premiums, we need to see some return on that investment.”


Fans agree. In the words of housewife and Adverse Adventure buff Chizu Sasaki “When I tune in, I’m not looking for some silly America’s Funniest Home Videos with random men being hit in the crotch over and over. We have superior standards in Japan - and a higher level of pain tolerance.”

 

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Ochi claims he is not completely to blame for the failure of the show. “They aren’t vetting the contestants well enough.” He confided “This season there were just too many participants from the city. Everyone knows it’s the suburbanites who add the right touch of destructive brutality to the show.”


The program is currently being restructured and will return to the air in January of 2010.
 


 

 

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