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Mensa Organization Lowers Membership Standards


Mensa, the international organization that brings together the smartest people in the world, made a startling decision this week. They will begin accepting members who rank in the 97th percentile for IQ within the general population. In the past, only the top 2% were permitted to join this exclusive association. What difference will this extra 1 percent will make?


According to regional coordinator Harris Montrose, it may keep the Mensa society afloat. “We have just 100,000 members worldwide. If we don’t start pumping these numbers up, brilliant individuals like me may eventually go the way of the dodo.”


Supporters claim this has nothing to do with engineering a superior class of human, but the Mensa website does make a point of mentioning the “many marriages” among its members. Unfortunately, most of these people are far too bright to place a strain on their relationships by bringing a baby into the equation.


As member Sylvia Zirkowsky points out, “The evidence is incontrovertible. A happy marriage isn’t improved by adding a sprog to the mix.”

 

Village Idiots now able to join Mensa

Village Idiots now able to join Mensa

 


Overall, Mensans aren’t pleased with the inclusion of lesser geniuses in their organization. As one dissenter put it “Talking to anyone who has an intelligence quotient under 150 bores me to the point of catatonia.”


According to reports, local Mensa IQ testing offices have been flooded with requests from marginally gifted hopefuls.
 

 

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