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“Obamacare” Mandates Health Coverage For Pets


Americans are up in arms regarding a previously overlooked clause in H.R. 3200, the current version of Obama’s healthcare bill. Page 953 outlines a plan which will compel individuals to purchase health insurance for each pet living in their household. The powerful veterinary lobby in Washington appears to be behind this push to mandate coverage. Responses from various special interest groups have been heated.

 

From November 2009 all cats will have to be covered by health insurance . . .

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Sally Wickers, founder of rightwing political think tank People First told us “This is an outrage, these animals can’t even vote. Pets aren’t citizens; but now real Americans will be forced to pay for their healthcare.”


ASPCA member Garth Kritzputnick had a different concern “The bill specifies that only pets with fur will be covered under this new plan. Goldfish and canaries - they get nothing. It’s discriminatory.”

 

Man's best friend will cost him an extra $185 per month in health insurance . . .

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Meanwhile, pet owners voiced concerns over how they will afford mandatory coverage. The bill makes provisions for tax credits that will at least partially reimburse the cost of pet insurance. Concerned citizen Beulah Matthews says this isn’t enough “I have 17 cats.” she revealed, “There’s just no way I can afford this on my fixed income. Why don’t they have some kind of Medicare program for my little darlings?”


Owners who do not comply will be fined up to $185 per month for each pet that is not covered.


The vote in the Senate Finance Committee is expected to take place later this week.
 

At least our feathered friends will be free from the crippling new pet insurance . . .

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