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DOG AND PARROT MATE, TWO OF THE PUPPIES ARE STARTING TO MIMIC HUMAN SPEECH

Alexander Moses Smyth and Kathleen Angelica Smyth, two pets in the same household, have mated, much to the astonishment of their owner, Sandra Smyth of New Hampshire. “I can’t believe it,” said Ms. Smyth when interviewed. “I just can’t believe it. I never in my wildest dreams imagined anything like this occurring.”
While on the surface, this may not seem as unusual as Ms. Smyth seems to consider it, when one has the whole story and realizes that Alexander Moses is a Senegal parrot and Kathleen Angelica a toy poodle, the story takes on a completely different significance.
“To say I was surprised when I realized that Kathleen was pregnant is putting it mildly,” said Ms. Smyth. “I thought I was sure that she hadn’t gotten out of the house during the time frame necessary nor had she had any visitors, yet as she kept getting larger and larger, there was no doubt as to her condition. I took her to the local vet, thinking that she might possibly have a tumor of sort and he confirmed what I already believed to be the case.”

 

                A picture of the proud parents


“I just figured that Ms. Smyth hadn’t been as careful as she had thought she had been,” said veterinarian Ralph Batta, when later interviewed. “It happens all the time. Pet owners think that they have been so careful but animals can be so sneaky when it comes to that time in their lives.” Dr. Batta hesitated for a moment, then continued. “Yet the more I looked at the x-rays, the more I began to wonder, there was just something strange there, especially about one of the puppies. Now that they have been born I can understand why. One of them is a perfect combination of both parents, with the front end looking like a Senegal parrot and the back end looking like a toy poodle. Another has a striped appearance, with a row of feathers, then a row of fur, repeating itself along the body. Alexander Jr. is the spitting image of his father while the last two look exactly like Kathleen Angelica. No one would have suspected anything unusual about the last three were it not for their litter mates. And of course for the fact that a dog doesn’t usually give birth to a bird,” he added, taking into consideration that Alexander Jr. and Spot and Teddy were all three part of the same litter.


“Before they were born, I considered the possibility of some sort of immaculate conception or something of that sort,” said Ms. Smyth. “After all, we know there are angel fish so why not angel dogs, but after they were born, there was no doubt as to who the father was. Alexander Moses strutted around, acting more like a proud peacock than a Senegal parrot. I found him handing out peanuts to other birds; much like a human father would hand out cigars.”


All five babies seem to be thriving and completely healthy. Spot and Teddy are reported to be beginning to mimic human speech.
 

 

Story by our news reporter Gail McLeod - Working for Independence

 

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