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Wild Pandas Overrun Chinese City


Residents are experiencing a severe infestation of wild pandas in urban areas throughout Shaanxi province. This endangered species (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) is thought to have a population of only 220 animals in the Qinling Mountains with about 800 more scattered across the nation. Until now, these retiring creatures have gone out of their way to avoid contact with humans. These days, they are taking to the streets.


Things changed drastically when the average panda suddenly stopped being such a picky eater. No more bamboo for these gentle giants. They are ransacking garbage cans in the early hours of the morning looking for scraps. Scientists view this as a quantum leap in evolution. “With their natural habitat being destroyed, they had to change or die.”

 

The Wild Panda - growing fat on scraps

Wild Pandas Overrun Chinese City

 


Biologists point out that the panda’s digestive system has never been designed for a high cellulose plant diet anyway. They were already known to consume carrion in the wild; so moving on to dumpster diving is a logical step. Now that they have overcome their severe social anxiety disorder, their breeding frequency is expected to improve as well. As local news anchor Deming Chu put it “We may finally see ‘pandas gone wild’ this year”.


City folk aren’t pleased with this invasion of what they are calling 巨型鼠 or “giant rats”. Chinese citizens are advised to call animal control if they see a panda bear roaming the streets. These beasts will be captured and released in the mountains.
 


 

 

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