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BABY SWALLOWS MOTHER’S KEYS

Mr. and Mrs. Walter Purowskey of 44 Blackberry Lane in Tampa, Florida aren’t quite sure what to do. Their eighteen month old baby daughter, Patti Sue Purowskey, now fast becoming known as Beepy, swallowed Mrs. Purowskey’s keys.


“We don’t know what to do next,” said a tearful Mrs. Purowskey when paramedics responded to her frantic 911 call. “I laid the keys down just for a moment when the phone rang. I never dreamed in my wildest imaginations that something like this could ever happened.”


“I can’t imagine what ever got into her,” added Mr. Purowskey, as he tried to comfort his sobbing wife. “Well, I do know what got into her,” he amended. “I should say what she was thinking of to do such a thing.”
“When did you first realize that Beepy, er I mean Patti Sue had swallowed your keys?” asked Daniel deMolen, a member of the local media.


Mrs. Purowskey sobbed louder at the use of the now becoming familiar nickname ascribed to her baby daughter. “I clapped my hands to make the keys beep so that I could find them,” she said. “I realized by the sound that they were near our precious baby. I looked through her toy box and all around where she had been playing. Finally I said, not really expecting an answer, ‘Patti Sue, where are Mama’s keys?’ She smacked both hands on her little belly and I heard a familiar beeping sound. I couldn’t believe it. I clapped my hands together and sure enough, the beeping came again and it was coming straight from Patti Sue.”

Beepy trying to eat her own fingers

 


“I was working in my at home office and I heard my wife scream,” said Mr. Purowskey, picking up the story. “I rushed in to the house and as soon as I heard what had happened, I picked Patti Sue up by the ankles and shook her, hoping to dislodge the keys, but to no avail. My wife begged me to stop because she didn’t want me to use up the battery, after all, those things cost money. We’re doing all we can to distract Patti Sue from playing her favorite game of patty cake.”


“I don’t know what I’m going to do,” added Mrs. Purowskey. “We can copy my husband’s house key and all that, it’s the car keys I’m concerned about. I had the only keys to that car and right now when my husband is using his car I have to hire a taxi and you know what that costs.”
“You really don’t have to worry, ma’am,” said Sgt. Joseph Shultz of the Tampa rescue squad. “I’ve given Beepy, errr I mean Patti Sue something that should relieve the situation. I’ve faced this sort of challenge before. You can rest assured, this too shall pass.”
 

 

Story by our news reporter Gail McLeod - Working for Independence

 

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