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Woman Marries her Microwave Oven

In what has been described as the most bizarre wedding in the history of the planet, Mrs Ivan Itchiebum, 48, married her microwave oven - a white Panasonic NNE255W - named Mica. The wedding took place at the Gravedigger's Club on the Isle of Mull, Scotland on the 20th November 2008.

It was back in January 2008 that Ivan discovered the strange loophole in Scottish Marriage laws that allowed her to marry an electrical appliance. Apparently it is forbidden to marry animals, motor vehicles and telephones but the law, dating back to 1846 did not provide for electrical appliances such as microwave ovens and toasters - which had not been invented back in 1846.

Mrs Itchiebum always had a liking for her Microwave, in fact she admits to becoming rather obsessed with it. "I took him everywhere I went," she said, blushing deep red, "at first it was on drives to the country. Then I started taking Mica to the pub and of course the inevitable happened - after a few vodkas we ended up in bed. I wouldn't say sex with a microwave is particularly good but he was certainly better than my previous twelve husbands."

 

The groom, Mica, looking stunning in white.

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Driven on by her lust, Mrs Itchiebum began studying Scottish Marriage laws - after 6 months of reading and re-reading heavy volumes she found what she was looking for - a legal loophole - or, in legal jargon - a "Fuck-Up." But it took Mrs Itchiebum another 12 months before she could get the marriage approved and this was only after a fight that took her to the Scottish Parliament for final judgement. The judgement went her way and Mrs Itchiebum was free to set the date for her marriage to Mica.

The wedding was a quite affair with just a few relatives, some close friends, the refrigerator, the toaster and the vacuum cleaner.

Mrs Itchiebum on her wedding day.

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After the wedding Mrs Itchiebum said, "After twelve unsuccessful marriages it's so nice to find an electrical appliance that loves and understands me so well."

Mrs Itchiebum and Mica will spend 2 weeks honeymooning in Comet Electrical Store.

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

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