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TEACHER’S ARM BECOMES SNACK FOR BOY’S PET CROCODILE


“I didn’t mean for it to happen,” sobbed Mathew Pembrook, as he watched paramedics take his teacher, Joshua Stanley from the school and head with sirens blaring and lights flashing towards the local hospital. “It wasn’t Charlie’s fault either; he thought that was what Mr. Stanley meant.”
Joshua Stanley, after having visited with Mathew Pembrook and his family in their home, had become a major admirer of Charles Crocodile Pembrook, Mathew’s pet crocodile.


“We allowed Matt to bring Charlie home from the swamp where he lived when he was just a little thing,” said Peter Pembrook, Mathew’s father. “It was intended to be just a visit, then we were going to return him but Matt and Charlie bonded so closely and Charlie was so well behaved that we just let him stay, a little longer, then again a little longer until we all began to think of Charlie as part of the family.”

 

Charlie after the attack - looking very remorseful


 

“Mathew treated Charlie just as he would a dog,” said Sally Pembrook, Mathew’s mother. “And Charlie responded the same way. He even taught him to do tricks. You should see him sit up and beg for his supper, he is so cute! He rolls over and plays fetch the ball and does just about anything Mathew asks of him. He even sleeps on the foot of Mathew’s bed. I just haven’t had the heart to separate them. Mathew loves him so, we all do.”


“I don’t know what it would do to Mathew if we took Charlie away from him,” said Peter Pembrook, sorrowfully. “I don’t know what it would do to Charlie to be separated from the Mathew and the rest of us either. I can’t imagine whatever got into Charlie to bite Mr. Stanley’s arm off like that. He’s never offered to bite any one before and he really seemed to enjoy having Mr. Stanley visit the other day. Mr. Stanley got right in Charlie’s pool and wrestled with him and they both seemed to have such a good time together. I’m shocked to have something like this happen.”

 

A photo of Mr Stanley before his arm was eaten by the crocodile

 


When asked to tell us about what had happened, a sobbing Mathew gave us the following explanation. “Mr. Stanley asked me to bring Charlie to school for show and tell,” he told us. “I had Charlie do all his tricks for the class, Charlie even went around the room and let everyone shake his paw. When we got through, Charlie laid right under my desk during our classes. At lunch time, Mr. Stanley came over and sat next to Charlie. When he found out that Charlie didn’t like what the school was offering for lunch, he asked me if he could share the lunch which he had brought from home with Charlie. I said that yes he could. Mr. Stanley had a peanut butter sandwich. He held it out and said, “Here, Charlie, take a bite. Charlie did.”

 

 

Story by our news reporter Gail McLeod - Working for Independence

 

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