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HOUSEWIFE KNOCKS BURGLAR ON THE NOODLE WITH NOODLES

Mrs. Evangeline Whalen of 1492.5 Southwest Tripod Street in Pensacola, Florida, watched as police escorted would be burglar Robert R. Roderick from her home. Mrs. Whalen had been in the process of preparing supper when she had heard footsteps on the cellar stairs. She turned just in time to see the cellar door open and a man wearing a ski mask in the door way.


“It was the only thing I had handy,” Mrs. Whalen explained later. “There was nothing else I could do. I took the pot of noodles I was preparing for supper and threw them at him. He slipped in them and fell head over tea kettle back down the cellar stairs. Perhaps I should make that head over noodle pot,” she added reflectively, as she gave the matter a little more thought.
“I looked down the stairs and he seemed to be well taken care of, so I stopped and turned the burners off on the stove so that there wouldn’t be any accidents or anything of that sort and then I called my husband and after that I called the police.”


“Well, you certainly did an amazing job of remaining calm and collected and handling what had to have been a terribly frightening situation,” Sgt. Bernard O’Brien of local Metropolitan Police Force praised her.
“I really didn’t have time to become frightened,” said Mrs. Whalen. “It was all over and done with before I thought of being frightened. I just did what I had to do. I’m sure anyone else would have done the same thing in similar circumstances. I was so sorry to have to do anything like that.”

 

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“Well, I don’t think he’s too badly hurt,” answered Sgt. O’Brien. “And what ever injuries he did sustain are certainly his own fault, not yours. In my opinion, if he’s hurt he deserves to be.”
“Oh, it’s not that,” answered Mrs. Whalen. “It’s just such a mess to clean up. I’d just finished mopping that floor a bit earlier too. Now I’ve got sticky noodles all over the place. If I’d been thinking, I would have waited till he came too and made him clean it up before I called the police.”

 

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“Well, you certainly seem to be calm and collected. In my opinion, you are a very brave lady,” Sgt. O’Brien told her, as he made notes on his police report. But there is one thing I don’t understand. Why did you call your husband before you called the police? I would have thought it would be the other way around.”
“Oh that’s easy,” answered Mrs. Whalen. “I knew he would be leaving work any minute and I wanted him to stop for pizza on the way home. It’s a shame too,” she added, shaking her head. “I was so looking forward to those noodles.”
 

 

Story by our news reporter Gail McLeod - Working for Independence

 

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