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PARROT LEAVES HOME TO SEEK FAME AND FORTUNE AS POLITICIAN

Could this be our next president?

I do love my mistress of course, chirped Hannah Joy. And Im sure Ill experience homesickness to some degree, but Im eighteen years old now, its time I was on my own, my own boss. Mistress treats me like some kind of a pet, rather than her mental equal. Hannah fluffed out her feathers as she spoke, showing off to her best advantage the beautiful green of her plumage.


She loves me, Im sure of that, but she wants to keep me locked in, you know, painting within the lines so to speak, and I want to experience life outside the cage.

Hannah preparing one of her important speeches


Ive thought of sometime of taking up a career of some sort in politics. After all, if donkeys and elephants can do it, why not parrots? Those who know me best will tell you Im as stubborn as any jackass around and I have an excellent memory, equal to that of any elephant. I also am well known for speaking up for myself and for speaking up and repeating what others have said also. I believe that if someone says something that makes good sense, it bears repeating. Elephants are known for just blowing their own trumpets, never mind any body elses thoughts and donkeys are always kicking up a fuss about something.


Hannah Joy rocked back and forth as she spoke, perched securely on one of the microphones which the local press had so kindly provided for her.


I know a lot about bills and I think politics would be the perfect career for me. I could really put the bite on some of those politicians who are just out there to feather their own nests. Some of my future constituents have assured me and others also that once I get my claws into some of these policies Ill have them soaring. I know Ill have to start at the bottom of the ladder so to speak, but Im an excellent climber and I anticipate that it wont be long before Im over the top. Hannah Joy stopped for a moment to preen her feathers, obviously wanting to look her best for the media people.


As for the paper work involved in politics, well, Im well known for knowing just what to do with papers, she continued. She was surrounded by a number of other birds from various species who flocked around her as she spoke, all of them known to be groupies. Most of them were wearing Im for the bird buttons or carrying Im for the bird posters, all of which were bearing pictures of Hannah Joy in full fettle.

 

Hannah's secretary takes some notes


I dont know where my career is headed, continued Hannah Joy. It may take a bit of time to get off the ground, but I promise you all right now that Im going to do my best to fly with this career choice. I have put aside a bit of seed money over the years and Ill do my best not to lay any eggs, especially ones with rotten yokes.




 


 

 

Story by our news reporter Gail McLeod - Working for Independence

 

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