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YOUNG GIRL GETS STUCK IN ELEVATOR - SITUATION HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS

Cynthia Randall of Memphis, Tenn. is still recovering from the effects of the devastating situation in which she found herself last Wednesday.


Ms. Randall had an unexpected paid holiday from work, due to a celebration in her boss’s family. Deciding to treat herself to a day on the town to take advantage of this unexpected treat, Ms. Randall called her favorite hair dresser and beauty salon, Rosspiere’s World, and scheduled herself an appointment for “the works”.
Wearing her very fashionable ultra short skirt, she arrived at the ten story salon promptly at ten o’clock and was escorted in to the inner sanctum of the salon itself, with all the due pomp and circumstances which is shown to Rosspiere’s special customers, which of course includes them all.


“We don’t take anyone who isn’t special,” Rosspiere himself informed the press, when questioned on this practice. “And so far, no one who isn’t special has ever attempted to take advantage of our services.”
After being served an elegant repast of tea and crumpets, Ms. Randall was taken into the Polish Palace section of the establishment where she received both a manicure and pedicure. Ms. Randall chose the number 24 design for both, complete with both sparkles and stars. In the elegant purple which only Rosspiere’s World offers of course.
After this, Ms. Randall was escorted to the golden elevator, where the robot elevator attendant, dressed in the full splendor of all of Rosspiere’s World’s robotic attendants welcomed her with full aplomb and pushed the button for the tenth floor.


This was when the trouble started. No one is quite sure what went wrong, whether the problem was with the elevator itself, the robotic attendant or if the magnetic metals in Ms. Randall’s pedicure and manicure set off some sort of problem, but the elevator started going up and down randomly with the doors opening only briefly, not long enough to allow Ms. Randall to get off. When the elevator did stop for more than a few seconds, the robotic attendant, quite unlike the usual royal treatment given to the patrons of Rosspiere’s World, shoved Ms. Randall aside and jumped off itself.


By this time, Ms. Randall, who was feeling extremely dizzy, slipped down onto the floor to avoid
falling. At last the elevator slowed down and stopped on the tenth floor. The attendant who was waiting there to escort Ms. Randall to the throne of the hairs, took one look at Ms. Randall and jumped to the wrong conclusion. “Holy Moley, it’s a body!” he screamed and passed out in the door way of the elevator, completely blocking Ms. Randall’s egress.

 

Ms. Randall - feeling neither up nor down after her dreadful experience - but still earing her very fashionable ultra short skirt

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Finally Ms. Randall was helped from the elevator, but the nervous state in which she found herself refused to succumb, even to the charms of Rosspiere himself. Beauticians were unable to do anything with Ms. Randall’s hair at the time, since the extreme fright which she had experienced had sent it shooting straight out. “She certainly did experience a hair rising situation,” Rosspiere admitted.


Several women upon seeing Ms. Randall leaving the building rushed to schedule appointments to have their hair done in this new and innovative style. Rosspiere offered Ms. Randall a partnership in his enterprise, which she promptly accepted, provided she never has to ride on the elevators.
Ms. Randall’s former employer was surprised that Ms. Randall gave her notice and gave as her reason the horror of her unexpected holiday. “I thought she’d enjoy having a paid day off,” he said.


 

 

Story by our news reporter Gail McLeod - Working for Independence

 

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