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CHURCH MEMBERS WATCH IN HORROR AS GRAVY INTENDED FOR CHICKEN DELIGHT TURNS INTO CAT SOUP

The members of the First Frozen Church of Frostbite Falls, home of the Frozen Chosen, watched in horror last Friday night as their Friday night family supper and social get together turned into a disastrous occasion.
All went well up until the time for everyone to be served and then the churches number one enemy, Beelzebub by name, reared his ugly head and all you know what broke loose.


It all began when Pastor Enoch Flanders heard a slight knocking sound at the door of the church vestry. Thinking it was one of the members who was a bit late and had his or her hands full of more delicious delicacies, Pastor Enoch, as he is known, hurried to open the door. Pastor Enoch is well known for his fondness for delicious delicacies, especially deserts, and he quickly opened the door wide.


Fluffy Flanders, much loved cat and family member of Pastor Enoch and his family dashed through the door in what appeared to be a terrified state. Close at her heels was Rover Rollins, a coonhound who lived next to the parsonage and was known to be a decided thorn in the flesh to Fluffy.

 

Devil Cat - looking ever so evil

 


Fluffy leaped to a nearby table top, evidently hoping to avoid being grabbed and shaken by Rover. Unfortunately she managed to land in the middle of the gravy intended for the chicken delight prepared by Mrs. Bessie Jones who screamed loudly and made a mad dash to grab Fluffy before she could get out of the gravy. Unfortunately Rover Rollins managed to get between Mrs. Bessie Jones and tripped her. Mrs. Jones grabbed the table cloth as she tried to stop her fall. Rover also grabbed the table cloth and pulled as he tried to dislodge Fluffy. Although he was successful in his attempt, Fluffy wasn’t all that Rover managed to dislodge, along with unintentional help from Mrs. Jones. The church members stared in horror as their family supper became a thing of the past before it had even been started.


Fluffy Flanders was caught and restored to the loving arms of her human family who comforted her and cleaned her up. She was greatly comforted by being given a heaping dish of chicken delight. Cats aren’t quite as fastidious as humans and Fluffy did not mind a bit that the chicken delight had been on the floor. The church members were hard put to avoid falling victims to the sin of envy as they watched Fluffy’s evident enjoyment. Rover Rollins was sent home in disgrace.

“The deacons and elders have conferred and for this week only, the Friday night family supper and social get together will be the Friday night family fast and social get together,” Pastor Enoch announced to the church family.


The following Friday, the whereabouts of both Fluffy and Rover was ascertained earlier in the day and both were lovingly confined to areas where they would not have a confrontation with each other or with the contents of the church supper.
 

 

Story by our news reporter Gail McLeod - Working for Independence

 

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